#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman
said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is
incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in
which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status
#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I
heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I
never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late.
#CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of
give and take; the husband gives and the wife
takes
#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks
happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair?
#CASE 10
In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.
#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to
her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband
replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
it."
#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all
said the same thing "You can have
mine."
#CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his
wife is new
#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire.
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